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"If you believe you could face death, then surely you can face life."

 

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"Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream."

 

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"Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly."

 

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"Don't start falling for your husband."

 

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"That what I thought. They owe us a relaxing weekend."
"Right."
"They owe us a little time where we're not worrying about them."
"Right!"
"They owe us the vacation lost when they screwed up."
"Right!"
"Miroku..."
"Yes, my flower?"
"Your sandwich is on fire."

 

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"They eloped, but I'm sure the invitation was just lost in the mail."

 

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"True knowledge is knowing that you know nothing."

 

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"Monkeys make horrible pets, which is why most women are single these days."

 

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*"Nah, they’ve given up on us, decided we’re dead. To make up for the fact that they’re all gonna die soon, Miroku and Sango had lots of sex, Shippo took over my uncle’s job and that stupid kappa became a pop star."

 

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"Looking as lost as camels in the arctic."

 

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"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either."

 

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"If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane."

 

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"How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?"

 

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"He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree."

 

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"Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing."

 

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"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today I have finished a cheese pizza and two bags of chips. I feel better already."

 

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"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."

 

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"Last year I made a list of things
That I resolved to do;
I’ll use that list again this year,
It’s still as good as new!"

 

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"Lick a fireman. He’s a lifesaver."

 

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"People say its always in to last place you look, well no shit your not going to look for it after you have found it."

 

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"If swimming is supposed to be good for your figure, how do you explain whales?"

 

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"What times we live in now."
"You said it. I think that even demons are becoming too technologically addicted."
"Why do you say that?"
"Think about it. Who ever heard of two telepathic demons using a cell phone?"

 

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"A burning ball of gas, billions of light years away."

 

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"Talking to oneself is a sign of genius. Talking back is the sign of insanity."

 

"Castle of Arrrrggghh? What the bloody hell’s that?"

"Maybe he died while writing this."

"If he was dying he wouldn’t have chipped ‘arrrrrrgghh’ into the rock!"

"Well, maybe he was reciting."

 

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"If Wal-Mart keeps lowering their prices, why isn’t anything free yet?"

 

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Somewhere is hell:"You work with Naraku?" Inu-Yasha hissed. Hato looked at Inu-Yasha as though he were stupid, which was probably what he was thinking. "No, I’m here for the good of my health because I heard that the Unbidden Lands do wonders for the skin as certain times of the year." He said sarcastically.

 

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"Save the whales! Eat more dolphins."

 

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Shippo: "Well I figured the biggest, wealthiest house in town would have a youkai to exterminate by Miroku, so I came here."

 

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"It seems that Sango’s in love with Miroku-sama, don’t you think?"
"How? Sango always hates it when Miroku touches her butt."

 

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"If I had a guardian angel he’d be tall, handsome and a gentleman, three things you’re not!"

 

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"Sleep? That’s when the ninjas get you!"

 

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*I’m bad and you love it.

 

*It’s all about me. Deal with it.

 

*Cute but kind of strange.

 

*I know it’s too loud. I just don’t care.

 

*I hate everything.

 

*The voices in your head are not real. But they still have some really great ideas.

 

*Shouldn’t ugly people be friendlier?

 

*School prepares you for the real world, But I want to fake world.

 

*Buy me stuff and I’ll be nicer.

 

*Somebody smells like doody.

 

*When life gives lemons, use them to squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies.

 

*Love makes the world go ‘round. But I’m pretty sure money has something to do with it, too.

 

*It’s not fair to everybody how cool I am.

 

*Cute but evil.

 

*School is great, but it just has to go.

 

*Hi. Cram it.

 

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"What's the point in loving? You just get hurt.
What's the point in smiling? We're all going to die.
What's the point in living? When you long for death."

 

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"I'm not insane, I've just lost my grip on reality.."

 

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"Wise men choose to live. Wiser men choose not to be born."

 

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"Too often, we lose sight of Life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother#$@$ upside the head-"

 

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"For a moment I could see it in your eyes, you hesitated...you wanted to go after her and rescue her...and leave the rest of us behind."

 

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at first she ignored him.
he wasn't her type.
"never let a man spend the night,"
she said.
"never apologize, never explain yourself."
she's breaking all her rules.
and it would change everything.

 

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When you feel empty inside its
usually your stomach telling you
its time to get off the computer and eat something!

 

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//all that I wanted were things I had before
//all that I needed, I never needed more
//all of my questions are answers to my sins
//all of my endings are waiting to begin...

 

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"If you laugh at my pain, I'm going to blow up your local Hot Topic."

 

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"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make… super lemons."

 

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"When life gives you lemons, you throw those lemons back at life, saying, ‘I don’t want your stupid lemons!’"

 

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"When life gives you lemons, you make a great-tasting lemonade, patent it, distribute, sell, become filthy stinking rich and laugh at life."

 

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"When I’m finished eating my vegetables, what do I do with their wheelchairs?"

 
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"Spoon. Brought to you by the makers of fork."

 

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"Caffeine isn’t a dietary supplement. It’s a food group."

 

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"Never frown because you never know who falling in love with your smile."

 

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something more bizarre and inexplicable."

 

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"Just because you cannot see the light at the end of the tunnel does not mean there will not be a truck ready to hit you on your way out."

 

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"In Life there is only two paths, Easy and Hard. Take the easy way, and regret it. Take the hard way, you’ll find it impossible, but after the first few steps, the paths grows steadier and you’ll walk through life, never regretting, like how a cool summers breeze blows in the wind… never faltering…"

 

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"If you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha. If you meet your father, kill your father. Free of everything, bound by nothing. Live your life as given."

 

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"Mommy!"
"I'm not your fucking mommy!"

 

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"Send me dead flowers to my wedding,
and I won't forget to put roses on your grave."

 

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MANGA: my anti-drug because when you're addicted to manga, how can you possibly afford drugs?"

 

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"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let the world wonder how you did it."

 

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"I am nobody, Nobody is perfect, I am perfect!!
I wish....
People tell me that practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so why practice??"

 

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"There is no I in team but there is an m and an e which equals me!"

 

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"I'm not retreating; I'm advancing in a different direction."

 

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"If you see a rat flying through the air, don’t feel happy that rats can finally fly, instead feel mad at the person who threw him."

 

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"Don't follow my footsteps.. I walk into walls."

 

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"Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?"

 

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"Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?"

 

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"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"

 

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"Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?"

 

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"Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?"

 

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"Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?"

 

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"Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?"

 

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"Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"

 

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"Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?"

 

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"If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"

 

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"Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?"

 

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"Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?"

 

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"Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?"

 

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"Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?"

 

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"Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?"

 

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"How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?"

 

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"When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?""

 

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"Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?"

 

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"In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?"

 

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"How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?"

 

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"Anyone can kill anyone a anytime."

 

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"They came, they saw, they inquired, and they became covered in demon guts.... all in less then three minutes."

 

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"Love me, hate me, date me."

 

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"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."

 

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"I don't like alarms, they tend to wake me up."

 

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"A dream is but a fantasy; a fantasy is that one creates to drown out reality."

 

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"When you point at someone three fingers point right back at you."

 

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"You all laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

 

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"I'm in my own little world... But it's ok they know me here."

 

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"Don't hate me because I'm pretty, hate me because your boyfriend is going out with me."

 

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"We're tiny, we're toonie, we're all the little looneies and in this cartoonie we're invading you're TV!"

 

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"Didn't take life so seriously; none of us are getting of alive."

 

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"If the first amendment is freedom of speech, why do we have phone bills??"

 

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"It's always midnight next you'll be telling us to synchronize our watches."
"Well, I would, but since we're flat @$$ broke, we don't have anything to synchronize."

 

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"Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them enough to know they wont."

 

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

 

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"Am I taken? Hold on let me ask my boyfriend."

 

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"I wasn't kissing him, I just wanted my gum back."

 

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"Bear down, try hard and never quite. NEVER!"

 

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"Here's one girl who would rather clean a shall than her own room."

 

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"Don't let 'em grow up to be cowboys, they may not live to group."

 

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"My life was normal, once, I think...."

 

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-cop 1: Look what I found, a knife with blood on it.
-cop 2: Look what I found, a dead guy.

 

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"I like to walk with Grandma and Grandpa, their steps are short like mine. They always take their time. Most people have to hurry, they never stop to see. I'm so glad the God made Grandma and Grandpa "unrushed" and young like me."

 

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"If this was not so serious, it'd be quite entertaining."
"I'm entertained."

 

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"Gone, yet not forgotten, although we are part, your spirit lives with in me, forever in my heart."

 

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"You see more through closed eyes."

 

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"Dude you have issues...."
"Thanks!... wait a second! what's that suppose to mean?!"

 

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"Am I still sleeping or did she have a tail?"
"If your asleep then we're having the same dream."

 

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"You're.. you're blackmailing me??"

"No, I just want stuff or else I'm going to tell on you."
"This is blackmailing..."

"Oh, I guess I am than."

 

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"I'm out of bed, what more do you want??"

 

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"Now was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no way civilized."

 

"... Since you're the brains of this operation."
"Brawns too."
"Then I'm charm, drama, comedy and suave."
"great a walking soap, how kinky..."

 

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"I'm smiling because I'm confused."

 

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"Don't you get it? I'm crazy because I wanna be."

 

"Sex is a killer, do you want to die happy?"

 

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"Impossible is a word that exists only for those who doubt."

 

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"Every woman should be able to drive a stick, change a flat, get ready in five minutes, and put a man in his place."

 

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"Never underestimate the power of laziness!"

 

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"I'm having so much fun with the funny-ness of it."

 

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"Every thing is fine and dandy with all sorts of candy!"

 

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"Go f-ck a donkey, because that is the only @$$ you'll get."

 

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"Why are you looking at me like that?? I'm not crazy!!"

 

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"I've spent most of last night dragging this lake, for the corpses of all my past miskes."

 

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"The kind of ride you wouldn't want to stop riding until the world comes to an end, and maybe ever after that."

 

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"A man's ride can be his whole world but it cannot take the place of the real one."

 

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"Great, now, I'm making deals with my-self...."

 

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"Start every day with a smile, and get over with it."

 

"One by one, penguins steal my sanity....."

 

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"Look, my cow just died...So I don't need your bull!"

 

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"Don't fight with stupid people, because they well drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience."

 

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"Humanity is stupid enough to think that it's intelligent...."

 

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"Stupid brain, why does it have to think??"

 

"Damn... now he was actually feeling guilty for killing the imaginary kitten...."

 

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"First my ex-wife, now my wife wife!"

 

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"There's an anti-suicide law? How gay! I mean really, if you succeed, what are they gonna do? Arrest your corpse? An if you fell you get the death sentence??"

 

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"No, but than what is life if you are certain of things?"

 

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"Life fears death but lives only to die.."

 

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not."

 

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"Passion Needs A Straitjacket."

 

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"People are like slinkies, useless. But fun to watch fall down the stairs."

 

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"We must laugh at men, to avoid crying for them."

 

"Heaven wont take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over."

 

"Children! You spend the first two years of your life's learning to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years being told to sit down and shut up."

 

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<From Iunyasha fanficion>
Sota- Well hobo deserved it...
Kags- Hojo is not a hobo.
Sota- Than he's a homo.
Kags- He's not a... wait at least I think he isn't a homo...?...
Sota-*laughing*

 

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"Sweet mother of paper clips!"

 

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"First rule of money: Never spend your own."

 

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"Speak of the devil, and he shall appear."

 

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"We don't belong here, but these triangular sandwiches are freaking awesome man!"

 

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"You talk to me, because you're curious. I ignore you, because I'm bored."

 

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"Shoot for the moon, so if you miss, you'll land on the stars."

 

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"I am the future of this country. Be afraid. Be very afraid."

 

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"Poor abused clock.... How long did it last?"
"Two days.... why?"

 

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"Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was the suspect."

 

"It's so cute how you think I'm listening."

 

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"Oh, shit. It's the attack of the funky purple and pink elephants!"

 

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"How did you get here?"
"I flew."
"No, seriously."
"Fine, I actually stole a five year old kids pogo stick, hopped down to the horse and carriage place in Central Park took over to 5th Ave. and then rode a pink elephant here, followed by the Gay Pride Parade."
"...."

 

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"Women, I have 50 different sports cars in my garage, none of which by the way are Chrysters, my own plane and solid gold door knobs and you don't think I could put a water fall on tap?"

 

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"While we go prettify... you can ....... do whatever the hell it is you guys do when we aren't around to punish you for it."

 

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"How disgustingly adorable."

 

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"Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off."

 

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"I'm not crazy, I just live in a different reality then yours."

 

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"Last night I was layin' in bed, lookin' up at the stars...... Then I wondered, where the hell is my ceiling!?"

 

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"When I cannot sleep, I just count the number of buckles on my straight jacket."

 

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"It wasnot funny...."

"Then why was everyone laughing about it?"
"...Smartass...."

 

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"THE SO9WER TWIZZERSOVUR TOOK YOUR MIND!!!!"
"No*hicup* my hand did."

"Ooohhhh."

 

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"Visiable & invisible. The true protector of the grave can't see it."

 

"Seeing yet not seen... Protected yet not known to it's protector."

 

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"Never cry because no man is worth your tears; and if he is he wont make you cry."

 

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"Get out of my head, there's already enough voices up there as it is!!"

 

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"Sorry, no effect. I've been asked that seven times before and no, I don't."

 

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"The man who says it cannot be done; shouldn't interfere with the women doing it."

 

"Staring down at your own reflection, nothing there to see, but your own blank expression..."

 

<Teen Titens> Robin- I thought you didn't like playing the hero?
Red X- That doesn't mean I don't know how.

 

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"Winning isn't every thing, it's just the only thing that matters."

 

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"If Columbus had turned back, no one would have blamed him. Of course, no one would have remembered him either."

 

In Every Woman, There’s A Little Girl.
And In Every Little Girl, There’s A Princess.
Let The Princess In You Shine.

 

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"But playing board games isn’t going to help, and neither is moaning about our problems."
"Ah, so the natural solution is to beat each other up?"

 

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"Oh? And you solved that problem by throwing a shoe at her?"

 

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"What are you going to say? ‘Hey, sorry about wanting to pick Kikyo over you. Wanna get hitched?’ It’s moronic."

 

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"IT'S PIGGET!!"

 

"That tracker is talking to me!!!! It said 'huh'."

 

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"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. Dance as if noone is watching. Love as if it's never going to hurt."

 

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Dr.-I have bad news and worse news
guy-what's the bad news
Dr.-u have 24 hours to live
guy- what's the worse news
Dr.-i forgot to call u yesterday

 

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"I have e-mail, a pager, a cell phone, a fax line. I've got an answering machine, three phone lines at home, one in my purse, and a phone in my car. The only excuse I have if I don't return your call is I just don't like you."

 

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"They say there's no such place as Paradise.
Even if you search to the ends of the earth there's nothing there.
No matter how far you walk, it's always the same road.
It just goes on and on.
But in spite of that, why am I so driven to find it?
I hear someone's voice, calling to me...search.. for………Paradise."

 

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"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

 

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"People say… Love is the hardest game of all, because – how can one win when there are no rules?"

 

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"All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream."

 

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"To the world you might be one person; but to one person you might be the world."

 

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"The closer you get to the light, the longer your shadow becomes."

 

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"How can you still be beeping? I took out your batteries---"
BEEP!!!!!!!
"DONOT INTERRUPT ME!!!!"---Phoebe from friends

 

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-flipping a coin to decide between duck or clown pajamas-
"Ducks will be heads because ducks...have heads." -Joey from Friends
-moment of silence-
"What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?" -Chandler

 

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"A true friend stabs you in the front."

 

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"A fool never has any regrets."

 

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Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.
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"If I don't come back... I died in a toaster accident..."
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what are you doing here?" "Well my mommy and my daddy got together and-" "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
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"(drinks bottle of water)" "You suck well, young one." "I ain't the one with the kid."
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"I thought... I thought you loved me!" "Who lied to you?"
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when the earth is tumbling; when the heavend are falling down upon the mortal realm; when the world is ending; when hopes are shattered and vanishing; when dreams are turned into nightmares; an angel with large black wings would come and bring salvation to this dying world.
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If all the great things in life were to last forever, they would lose their values. The reason why they are so great is because they are ephemeral. It’s just like life. If it were to be easy then life would become dull and meaningless. Believe it or not, the hardships in life are what make it beautiful.
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a cheerful ball of...I don’t know, cheerfulness!
 "Fine, I’ll just look in the phone book. How many Lopez can there be in LA?….. *thinks about what he said*… Please, get me her number?"
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"Man-eating cannibals… what else would they be? Vegie-eating cannibals?"
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"What on earth was that?"
"That was the doorbell." Grandpa said without looking up from his paper.
"We have a doorbell?" Souta seemed surprised. "I didn’t know that."
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See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, feel no evil, can I go back in my coffin now??
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"I’m already scared – I don’t need my help to make it any worse!" she snapped.
"What’s that supposed to mean?"
"I don’t know!"
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"I’m female, I need at least three hugs a day to live."
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Floating Purple Octopus
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"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly." -Langston Hughes
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." -James Dean

 

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"Twinkle, Twinkle... little girl...How I wonder where you are! Up with Inu-Yasha in the sky... like a bitch in my eye...Twinkle, Twinkle... little girl...... How I wonder where you are!"
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If someone can create the pain, then someone else can take it away.
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"Are you allergic to manners?" and
"It’s not a lie… I like to refer to it as creative deception."
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If you knew that everything was a lie, then you would know the worst of it all. Because I can’t tell you, you have to get it on your own. Because my pain is the perfect delight used for my demise…<Figure out the underlining message in the sentence> I Had Been Raped

 

"What comes first? The milk or the cereal?"
"It doesn’t matter. As long as you don’t forget the bowl."

 

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy

 

Killed for no sin but killed by sin itself,

 

you may be closer to wrong, but you’re no further from right

 

"Women," he grumbled. "I can never understand them."
"And you never will!" She chirped happily behind him.

 

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."

 

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

 

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?

 

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

 

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

 

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

 

If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber
--Albert Einstein

 

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

 

If patience is a virtue, and ignorance is bliss, you can have a pretty good life if you're stupid and willing to wait.

 

Just because you cannot see the light at the end of the tunnel does not mean there will not be a truck ready to hit you on your way out.

 

When one door closes another one opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.

 

Psychiatrists cost money. Bubble wrap is free

 

Happiness comes in two forms: pill and liquid.

 

how can England be calling us?

 

I’ve always been deeply afraid of clowns. I think it goes back to when I went to the circus once and a clown killed my dad.

 

When I am finished with the humans I shall begin the war against… the bees. – Invader Zim

 

There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead

 

"How could YOU be a prince of all people!?"
"We’re still pondering that question,"

 

Doesn’t look like breakfast would ever be normal again... Damn, pink elephants…

 

Kids…one had the body of an eight year old, while the other unfortunately had the brains of an eight year old…how cute.

 

Who needs real men when you can have anime?

 

She couldn’t exactly tell though if she was forgetting something or not since how could she know what she was forgetting if she had already forgotten it?

 

Old friendships die-hard or not at all just like a tombstone already made for a person who had not yet fallen fatally ill.

 

I have a lovely bunch of birth defects
deedledee

 

"Don’t be insulting my sword…it is my greatest friend and ally. It has never failed me in battle."
"Well neither has mine considering the fact that I have never been to battle, the same as you,"

 

There once was an ugly duckling - so the farmer shot him dead

 

"You are one of the few people who give the rest of us hope...the kind of woman a soldier would fight for...and the kind of woman that makes a priest remember why he gives a sermon every Sunday."

 

I’m racist towards reptiles

 

if all the Japanese people were like that. Then he winced.
That must be a very happy country.

 

"Kagome!" Ji-Chan cried, holding up the box of Lucky Charms that fell out the window and waving it around in the air, "The Gods have sent a gift from above!"

 

I'm not stalking you, I'm just too shy to introduce myself...

 

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

 

"I WANT A PINEAPPLE!"

 

"How do I know? Why’s the sky blue? The grass green? WATER PURPLE?"
"Are you sure you’re the leader of the deadliest gang in Asia?"

 

"Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?"
"Because not one will stop and ask for directions,"

 

Better late than never, but never late is better.

 

"What’s the point of living with this curse if I can’t use it to save the life of the woman that I love?"

 

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg